He doesn't have it. He's got SQUAT.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 13
When they find out I've got SQUAT,
they're gonna cut me off.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
this is as far
as I can SQUAT.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 12
I wish I had SQUAT.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
By the way, when I say "SQUAT,"
I mean "diddlySQUAT."
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4